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Coming out of the cafeteria at work with a sandwich and a cup of soup, I slipped on the wet wooden decking in the patio area. Both feet shot out from under me and I landed with my ass in an inch deep puddle. Thanks to a couple of years of judo training, I fell properly and am entirely unharmed. The cup of soup (which had a lid) survived the experience. The sandwich, alas, ended up scattered all over the deck. My pants were soaked, so I had to change into the gym shorts I brought today.

I am currently decked out in a white t-shirt with the words "Guerilla Optimist" (sic), knee length black mesh basketball shorts, and black canvas ankle boots. Peeking out above the tops of my boots, you can see my socks, which have the logo of the heavy metal band Paradise Lost on them. I am stylin'.

I secured a replacement sandwich and a cup of coffee and am grateful that I only have one low-key meeting scheduled this afternoon.

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Date: 2017-02-09 09:20 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] azurelunatic
I fell heading out from the doctor's office. Lesson learned: the inertia of the door, when opening it for someone else, beats the slippery floor to the side of the door...

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Date: 2017-02-10 04:39 am (UTC)
azurelunatic: A glittery black pin badge with a blue holographic star in the middle. (Default)
From: [personal profile] azurelunatic

I got myself picked up and didn't seem to have come to much harm. Feeling a little bit like I was punched in the kidneys, but okay enough to be having dinner with #ghosted-ui. We'll see how it is tomorrow.