Texting the wrong number...

[wshaffer]

I just got a most entertaining text from someone who is clearly under the impression I am somebody else. I reproduce it verbatim for its linguistic and sociological interest:

Wats good bra dis raven bra if u mad dat me n bianca talkin dnt be its all gravy its mo girls i dnt kare if yal friends buh knw im here PUT a "P" ON THAT BITCH

Er...what?

Comments

[logovore.livejournal.com]

I can figure it all out up to that last "Put a 'P' on that bitch" -- given that the speaker addresses the recipient as "bra" which I gloss as "brother", it seems likely that the recipient is assumed male, but I don't know whether "bitch" is meant to tag the earlier-mentioned "bianca" or some other person or thing or is merely included because the overall phrase customarily includes it.

More importantly, I still can't figure what the "P" is supposed to be.

Pimp? Property? Petunia?

Put a petunia on your dog bra...

[vvvexation.livejournal.com]

I think I can translate everything up to that part, but I'm still not entirely sure how some of the statements are supposed to relate to each other.

[wshaffer.livejournal.com]

Even a google search for "Put a P on that" yielded no enlightenment. I am perplexed.