This kind of works, actually

[wshaffer]

On the twelfth day of Christmas, wshaffer sent to me...

Twelve 14cyclenotes drumming

Eleven rimrunners piping

Ten elysdirs a-leaping

Nine tlmorganfields dancing

Eight simransmiles a-milking

Seven wordweaverlynns a-writing

Six crowleycrows a-cooking

Five ze-e-e-ellandynes

Four neiles

Three books

Two movies

...and a gallifrey in a geekery.

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