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So, I've been taking this nifty class over at Congregation Kol Emeth in Palo Alto, called "Aliens, Mutants, and Other Jewish Superheroes", looking at Jewish themes in superhero comics/movies. One of the things that we've commented on several times in the class is that despite the fact that many of the creators of superhero comics/movies were Jewish, the superheroes themselves almost never are.

In one of those great moments of serendipity, the most recent episode of the Guardian's Sounds Jewish podcast is about Jewish film, and contains a short funny rant on "Where are all the Jewish action heroes?"

"Aha!" I thought, as I listened to this. "I should share this podcast with the other members of the class! I'll send an email to..."

And then I stopped, remembering that this class doesn't have an email list.

Nor a blog, nor a wiki, nor a facebook page. Not even a yahoo group.

I think this is the first significant group endeavor I've taken part in in some time that didn't have some kind of internet channel for communication between the participants. It's slightly disorientating not to have it.
My neighborhood seems to have become infested with missionaries.

A couple of weekends ago, I answered the doorbell to what turned out to be a couple of guys from the local Vietnamese Catholic church. They were obviously a bit flustered to discover that I wasn't Asian, and beat a relieved and dignified retreat when I informed them that I wasn't Catholic either.

15 minutes ago, there was a knock at the door. I wasn't going to answer it, but a look through the peephole revealed a man, a woman, and a baby in a stroller. "Aw, go on," said the good angel on my shoulder. "Who solicits with a baby in a stroller? It might be a family that's moved in up the street. Maybe they're folks from out of the neighborhood who are visiting the park and had a bit of car trouble or need a glass of water. Lay aside this modern urban suspicion of strangers, and embrace the fellowship of man!"

Well, it turns out that &%$#! Jehovah's Witnesses solicit with a baby in a stroller. And rather than have the guts to lay my cards on the table and say, "Listen guys, you've gotta understand that I'm basically going to hell and you would probably achieve better results proselytizing at the fire hydrant over there," I let them give me a copy of The Watchtower and depart. Which means they'll be back. Crap.

And while I'm still sitting here wondering what to do with my newly acquired pamphlet explaining why Global Warming is evidence of the approaching Biblical End of Days, the doorbell rings. A quick peephole check reveals two earnest-looking men in suits.

And you know what? The fellowship of man can stuff it. I'm not answering that door.
So, I flew down to L.A. on Saturday morning, went to a seder, visited the Getty Villa in Malibu, and flew back on Sunday evening.

The seder was fun. This year's innovation was that instead of reading the whole story of the exodus from Egypt out of the Haggaddah, we went around the table and everyone got to tell bits of it from memory. I was a little disappointed, because I was mentally working out a whole subplot about how Tzipporah dealt with her husband's peculiar habit of conversing with flaming shrubbery, but the folks ahead of me covered more ground than I expected, and I ended up having to talk about unleavened bread.

Maybe next year I'll prepare a discourse on the biochemistry of leavening. Or maybe not.

Things did go off the rails a bit after we finished the bulk of the meal - us "kids" (a category that presently includes everyone under 35) spontaneously decided that we had had enough, and were going to prod the seder along to its conclusion regardless of the intent of poor uncle Bruce, who was leading the darn thing. I think we did technically all fulfill the various ritual requirements, but there was a bit where one half of the table was singing "Who Knows One?" while the other half was singing "Adir Hu".

In short, we had hilarity, chaos, blatant disrespect for one's elders, and gefilte fish with green sauce. Everything one needs for a successful seder.

On Sunday morning, Daniel and his parents and I went to visit the Getty Villa. It was quite fun - well worth a visit. In addition to getting to actually see a large number of the statues whose photos used to grace my Latin text books when I was younger, I was particularly intrigued by the exhibits which attempted to reconstruct the painting with which many of these marble statues were decorated. It looks, as my father-in-law said, rather like something out of Marvel comics, and it's still hard to believe that the ancient Romans would have preferred the rather garish painted statues to the plain marble.

Also interesting was seeing the rather controversial kouros (a Greek statue of a young man) purchased by the Getty a few years ago. I read about it in Malcolm Gladwell's book Blink: the short version is that many experts believe that the Getty was snookered into buying a very expensive fake. (The sign accompanying the statue at the Getty merely says that "some doubts have been raised about its authenticity".) I am no kind of expert on ancient art. About the only thing that I can say is that it looks in much better shape than most of the other stuff of its alleged age in the Getty collection. If it is genuine, I'd like to know what circumstances led to its extraordinary state of preservation.